Ben's SportsBlog

Ben is an expert on sports. He may be 12, but he can tell you about things that happened way before he was born. ESPN better be watching out for this guy...

Friday, July 06, 2007

Thank you, baseball gods

Oh baseball gods, I praise you! You injured Bill Hall yesterday in Pittsburgh. You have granted my wish that all the Brewers will start to slump; pretty soon they'll need to call up even more bums from AAA. And then the AAA bums will get hurt. Pretty soon, the Brewers will need to get some Brewers from my ball club - maybe Tony could suit up!

Man, I love trashing the Brewers. Let's see how you Brewer fans like this stuff, you crazed maniacs! And don't worry, I have plenty more trashing to do as the Brewers sink to the bottom of the NL Central. In fact, this isn't even my worst comment ever said about those bums in Milwaukee. Just wait.