1 vs. 2

As Ohio State faces off against Michigan today to decide the Big Ten title, a spot in the National Championship Game and who is number one, as the game looms, here are some ugly comments about some players.

Ted Ginn, Jr. couldn't even get to the end zone if he tried. He needs GPS. Good thing, too, because he'll fall down after receiving the kick.

Troy Smith couldn't even throw a centimeter. He needs a pair of binoculars. Why he's in the Heisman race, I have no idea.

I'll be real shocked if Maurice Clarett comes into the game. I thought he was in the NFL, but I guess he's in jail.

I've decided not to rip Michigan. Go Blue!